Dear Rick:
Congratulations on winning sixteen test matches in a row. Wow!, That was quite an achievement, Mate. I saw the SCG test match from my humble dwelling in Chanhassen, MN, USA and was quite impressed by your perseverance and hard work-you did not leave any stones unturned in your desperate quest to equal Waugh’s record. It was very heartwarming to see you share this expertise with your heir apparent, Michael Clarke. Mike’s antics in this test match convinced me that the Australian cricket team will be in good hands after your retirement.
Equally impressive was the ease with which you multi-tasked the role of a batsman, a fielder, and an umpire. Ganguly’s dismissal on day 5 was a brilliant piece of umpiring by you, Rick. I guess this made up for the forgetful series you’ve had so far with the bat. Getting a bit tired of being Harbajan’s Bunny-Aren’t you Mate? Nice little political spin you put there accusing a proud Sikh of being a racist. There may still be life after cricket for you. Running for prime minister of Australia cross your mind yet, Rick? You appear to have all the traits necessary to make a successful run for this office.
Shaking hands with Anil and promising a fair series based upon an honor system was an excellent start, Rick. However, turning around and stabbing Anil in the back (remember Dravid’s dismissal on Day 5) was low. Quite a role model you’ve turned out to be for the kids who look up to you, Mate.
You underestimated the reaction your little prank would bring about-Didn’t you Rick? You thought that India today is the same India from your grandfather’s days? The new India makes Australia look like a third world country (or continent if you prefer). A word of caution, Rick-The BCCI accounts for about 70% of the global revenues from cricket. Minor adjustments in its policies can very easily bankrupt the Australian Cricket Board-a move that’ll help you get back to the street cricket that you seem to love so much. The bottom line is this, Rick-You messed with the wrong country at the wrong time. So, enjoy the remaining series because this may be the last time you are playing in a test series against India.
Sincerely,
Vivek Ajmani
P.S. Good luck in the upcoming tour to Pakistan.
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